facebook technologies have ruined my life, because now i constantly want to "like" things that can't be liked, and whenever i think about what's going on in my life, i do it in the form of status updates. like if this post were a facebook status update, it would read:

mary is really loving life right now.
mary hasn't felt this good in a long time.
mary loves that god is totally faithful.
mary is taking a train to portland in an hour and is more pumped about it than anything.
mary loves train rides, they're her favorite mode of transportation.
mary can't wait to go to powells, edies five and dime, the corner of morris and rodney, kateri, SE 63rd, and the oregon coast.
mary is so so so excited for surprises.
mary doesn't have words for how ecstatic she is about seeing her old roomies.
mary hopes she gets to sleep in the tree house.
mary is looking forward to hearing neighbor drew say, 'snippity dippity, y'all'.
mary is excited for the future.

yep.
that's how lame i am.
but really, it's kind of fun to do.
and man, things are just so great...